jon lustig of last kiss formulated a set of rules i understand all too well...

Home at last! After spending most of the last few weeks away from home, I've come up with a few Rules of the Road:

1) When you're on a trip...nothing you eat is fattening. You can live on milk shakes, energy bars and pizza without gaining an ounce.

2) When you're on a trip...nothing costs too much. Everything is a bargain. So go ahead. Tip freely...because your Visa bill will never be due.

3) And when you finally arrive home...nothing much changes...until you realize that you were completely delusional about Rules #1 & #2.